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Автор: Акулина Перова | Июль 9, 2011 - 6:45 pm - Тематика: Новости

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В Московской области скромно, без лишнего шума освоен первый этап строительства посольства Азиопии в России. Фундамент взаимопроникновения пеньпердикулярных миров заложен под торжественно-хриплую речь вороны и барабанную дробь дятла.

Азиопскому посольству быть

Именно на юго-востоке в 70-ти  километрах от столицы пеньпердикулярного собрата открылась точка пересечения двух миров. Что далеко ходить? - решили азиопы и обосновались на небольшом участке земли, естественно, с разрешения местных властей.

Строительство представительства продвигается нелегко.

Во-первых, в Азиопии несколько иные законы физики - там строить гораздо легче. Азиопам приходится приспосабливаться под особенности пеньпердикулярного мира.

Во-вторых, азиопская валюта пока не конвертируема, приходится в спешном зарабатывать местные деньги.

В-третьих,  Азиопия телепортировала всего троих граждан на установление контакта с дружественным миром. И, надо отметить, контакт был установлен: на стройке Зёме Азиопской, Азиопу Азиопычу и Иммануилу Канту помогает подмосковный абориген Лёха.

Темпы строительства невелики, к сожалению. И даже примерную дату открытия посольства назвать сложно. И всё из-за вышеперечисленных причин. Поэтому азиопские строители принимают любую помощь: деньгами, стройматериалами (дерево, кремзит и пр.), печкой, скидками… Хорошо поможет парочка заказов на изготовление сайтов.

По завершению строительства представительства планируется телепортировать возможно большее число азиопов на торжественное открытие. Также будут приглашены и жители дружественного пеньпердикуляра, чтобы смычка двух миров произошла в непринужденной атмосфере. Спонсорам гарантирован особенно горячий прием в любое время года и суток. Тем более что грядет закон, запрещающий употребление спиртных напитков на природе. Так вот, на территорию Азиопии, коей является представительство, данный закон не распространяется. Пикники на природе с питиём и закуской на азиопской земле были, есть и будут…